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Monday, 2 November 2015

The fading day

Bangun pagi ni (Ya, Finland 6 jam lambat dari Malaysia) rasa macam tak best. Pening kepala sikit.

Overwhelmed beberapa hari ni dengan amount pm yang orang hantar, dan bunyi² notifications dari Facebook. (Kalau tak penting, tayah pm pleaseee - nak study ni) 😜
So anyway, bangun je terus buka buku favourite saya yang memang sentiasa ada di tepi katil ni. Pastu buka at random, and terus terbaca ni:

"By the fading day, man is [deep] in loss, except for those who believe, do good deeds, urge one another to the truth, and urge one another to steadfastness"


Oh Azmira lalainya kau. Masa kita pendek je ni. Insaf terus.
Since ramai yang baca kat sini, I will try to write better content - not just belajar English stuff, but things that really matter, contohnya isu² pendidikan yang buat orang kutuk² sangat guru-guru tak bersalah mcm kitorang ni. Isu² diskriminasi. Benda² yang boleh dipelajari dari sini. Dan sebagainya.

So, saya ingat nak buat mcm ni.

Sebab ramai orang pm cakap 'we need more educators like you', apa yang boleh saya cakap, sebab kerja saya dulu, saya kena jumpa cikgu² satu Malaysia. Dari Johor ke Perlis, Sabah dan Sarawak juga. Ramai sangat cikgu super hebat yang saya kenal tapi orang tak kenal. Saya nak orang kenal our local heroes. Orang yang jauh lagi komited sebagai educators, cuma orang tak nampak. So seminggu sekali, saya nak kenalkan kawan2 cikgu yang hebat ni. 😍

Saya juga akan terus menulis mengenai benda yang saya belajar di sini. Sebab sini jauh kan, so nanti saya kongsi apa2 yang menarik (or yang tak menarik).

Ada juga saya terima pm mengenai sistem pendidikan kita yang tak bagus - ya, tu pun penting tu. Nanti kita bincang sama-sama ya bila saya tulis nanti 😘

Tapi kalau bercerita isu² kedai kopi ni, kenapa tah orang suka marah² bila bagi pendapat. Jangan gaduh² ya nanti. Rotan sorang² kang.


Wednesday, 9 February 2011

*sobs*

Jar of hearts
And who do you think you are
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul


Monday, 7 February 2011

Loving this part of the year.

I know that this is going to be emotionally taxing on me but I'm doing it anyways.

Monday, 24 January 2011

Sweet, sweet sin

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Be
Discreet.
Nervousness.
Palpitation.
Anticipation.
Don't change your mind darling.
You know better that I won't.

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Pimply story

Before you read, please know that this is a story of a man and my pimples.

I have tried so hard (and still am battling) to eliminates my pimples through taking medication, topical creams and natural remedies. Nowadays I don't have as much pimples, but during menstrual macam ni, one or two will definitely break out.

Background info:

My cubicle at work is second from the last row. Behind my cubicle is the most eccentric man in our office, Mr. B. He is a not-so-tall man, large in the middle area, age 48, acne-scarred dark skin, has very unpleasant manners towards some people he thinks he can bully, disobeying orders from authorities at work and so on. Mr. B joined this office about 5months ago. He is overly friendly in the most displeasing way you could ever think of. He mencarut-carut loudly in the office once after receiving an assignment from his head of department. He took off for weeks without permission, he comes to work at 9am instead of 8am, he goes to his illegal minum pagi and lunch for hours and just comes back to the office to sleep and to clock out. (please remember, he is quite new to the office)

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Pimpling the pimple story:

Mr. B was walking towards his cubicle, which is behind my cube, then after passing by my cube for a few feet, he 'gostan' (English: go astern) to my cubicle and stared at my face intensely. I was a bit disturbed from my reading then looked up at him. Then he said,

"yiiii ape pasal muka banyak pimple ni? merah-merah tu"

I felt like slapping his face as an immediate reaction, but I thought twice and decided to laugh it off.

"hahaha, dah nak ada pimple nak buat camne kan?"

I thought that was it, but...

"tak taruk ubat ke? macam takde buat apa-apa pon kat pimple tu"

and that was the time I feel like screaming my bloody intestines out onto his face.

"MR. B, WITH DUE RESPECT, PERUT BUNCIT YOU TU, YOU TAK MINUM TEA DETOX KE APA-APA KE? TU KAWAH-KAWAH BEKAS ACNE KAT MUKA YOU TU, TAK PAKAI BIO-OIL KE? "

I screamed at him.

In my heart.
Shit.

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

New Year 2011!

So, year comes and year goes.
My new year resolutions for 2011:
  1. To be better at explaining things when asked questions
  2. To look professional/tidy for work :P
  3. To stop fidgeting while talking
Just a short entry for now. And will be busy for the next three weeks. Hopefully I will have time to write. haiyaiyayaya


Friday, 24 December 2010

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

To fringe or not to fringe

My hair is quite long now. I wonder if I should keep my front hair long and simply slap it to the side or should I get a bang... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



Friday, 3 December 2010

Hernia Post-operation

These are some photos taken last night. Oreo was drunk from too much catnip. Eskimo was bored.



Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Dear Eskimo,

Dear Eskimo cat,

I hope you are doing better by now. I know a massive operation such as fixing up your hernia must be unbearable for such a tiny baby like you. Oreo is missing you terribly. He is very sad that he does not eat as much, sleep as much and he does not even go for poopoo since yesterday. He misses you so much that he hugs our white-coloured bulu ayam every night since you are gone. You better get well very very soon because life at home without you, Eskimo, is never the same. It feels so empty and quiet because you are one very funny and imaginative cat since you were tiny.

nakalnya budak ni

muka bosan

mengerjakan si Oreo

When I first noticed a small bump on your tummy, I didn't know what that is. From day to day, it grew bigger and when I took you to the vet, and then we found out that you have a hole in your tummy that your insides were coming out from that hole, hence the bump. Now we have decided to tuck all your insides into your tummy and stitch the evil hole back. That must be painful, but I know you are one strong baby.

1st December will be our 5 months together Eskimo cat, and 4 months with Oreo. I adopted you on July 1st this year and my life has forever changed. I became a new person, Eskimo cat. You were very very tiny when I took you in, I fell in love right away with you when I first saw your face. You were so funny and adorable and you were very obedient despite the fact that you are deaf. When you sleep, you look like an angel, undisturbed by the horrifying sounds from the vacuum cleaner. You don’t mind the terrible sound my hair dryer made when I dried you off after bath. You took Oreo in with open arms and since then both of you have become the bestest friend, the Yin and Yang. You also helped Oreo through the difficult time he was having before he was sent for neutering.

Your unique eyes draw everyone’s attention to you. Every where you go, people will notice your eyes. Did you know when you were small your left eyes were blue? Now it has turned whitish. I love it Eskimo when you snuggle up to me every night. You sleep on my chest and Oreo curls up near my feet.

It’s been three days now since you are away at the vet. I know Dr. Intan and En. Hadzwan will take very good care of you. But we miss you so much. I’ll pick you up tomorrow baby cempedak! (Can't believe you have reached 3.7kg at the age of 7 months) We shall be one happy family again! ^^

cempedak tak bergoreng yang obese

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Hm.

One day I am going to be as intellectual as Farish Noor,
as articulate as Karim Raslan.

Maybe I should stop pestering on other people's profiles on Facebook and playing Angry Birds and drawing nonsense.
Maybe I should continue my readings. Read books the way I used to read back then.
Why can't I find the time to read nowadays, damit?

Monday, 15 November 2010

My secret

I fall in love at the first sight (hearing?) with Anna Ternheim


Today must have been one of the strangest days
Some would say that you won't find love that way
The best days are not planned by common sense
By lack of time
You just happen to be where everything feels fine

It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found

Today must have been one of the strangest days
I found a place where I could stay
And people say that it will kill me,
But they don't understand
People never do, but it makes sense to me
To be senseless to change my plans for you

It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found
It's a new secret I have found

And I'm off solid grounds for you


Thursday, 11 November 2010

Intimidated


"And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment"

Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice


Tuesday, 9 November 2010

I miss you darlings

I wish I can take you boys with me here :'(



Eskimo


Eskimo


Oreo


Oreo

Shame on you

peeking into my life when the last thing you want to do is to get to know me
bwekkkkkkkkkk

Monday, 11 January 2010

A casual conversation with emak and the following day.

Aku: "Yiiiiiiiiiiiiii bosannyaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Emak: "Buatlah benda yang berfaedah sikit"
A: "Bak la kasi orang masak, bosan nii"
E: "La sapa pulak halang ko masak"
A: "Yiiiiii emak niiiii, kat dalam peti ais tu ntah hapa2 mak taruk, bukannye ade benda boleh masak pon. Sotong kering nak buat apa"
E: "Camtu mak bagi duit, ko pegi beli apa-apa ko nak masak pehtu ko masak la"
A: "Ha ok je, dengan rajin dan baik hatinya nak buat camtu"
E: "Bangun tah pukul brapa, lapa la aku balik rehat tengah hari nanti. Kedai depan tu jual barang basah pagi-pagi je"
A: "Tinggalkan je la duit nanti. Yi"

Keesokan harinya. Duit tak ditinggalkan untuk beli groceries. Nak kol mak kat keje, mak tertinggal hp plak pagi ni. Tepat kul 11 pagi aku pon bangun dari sarang tido, then buka peti ais.

Belah bawah: Telur itik, sotong kering, nata de coco, ikan bilis, apple hijau sebiji, barang2 kering yang tidak ketahui sangat seperti belacan, gula merah, kicap.

Belah freezer kat atas: Ayam, sosej, ikan tenggiri, ais.

Diiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ (Lagu KRU).

Nak masak ke tak, nak masak ke tak, nak masak ke tak, nak masak haram la barang terhad begini. Nak masak ayam, aku mana reti potong ayam seekor mcm tu. Kat NZ dulu beli yang dah siap potong kiub. Wuwuwuwu.

Sudahnya, aku pon memberanikan diri memotong ayam tersebut guna pisau chopper.
Ni la pisau chopper kalau ko tatau.

(Kucing Topeng ngn Kucing Kecik bahagia dapat makan ayam n tulang2 sebab aku mcm tak reti sangat potong.)

Pehtu aku pon campak2 semua benda dalam mangkuk berisi ayam. Halia la, rempah kari la, kicap la dan apa2 la pehtu last skali aku masukkan epal hijau yang da dipotong kiub.

Then aku grill. Sambil telinga cucuk The Hush Sound. Joget2 sikit. Takpe, orang tak nampak.

Pehtu mak pon balik keje pada pukul 1. Ekceli ni mak ade lagi ni sebab skrg pukul 1.27p.m. Aku tgh tulis secara live ni, betul tak tipu. Masa mak balik tadi, dia bawak lauk, dia beli kat kedai depan rumah sebab dia konfem gila aku tak bangun tido lagi. (Sama ada mak dah putus harapan terhadap humanity atau mmg aku hopeless).

A: "Makkkkkkkk orang da masak laaaaaaa"
E: "Mana la mak tau ingatkan ko tak bangun lagi tadi. Masak apa?"
A: "Masak ayam ngn epal"(dengan sedikit riak takabur dan bangga diri)

Pehtu mak pon pegi la merasa sikit menatang tak seberapa yang aku namakan "Ayam Gril Epal Hijau". Haiceh, nama nak grand aje.

E: "Ha sedap2".

(Cerita habis kat sini je sebab aku nak korang ingat ayat last tu)

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

P/S: I love you.

A well-written movie, very witty and funny script. Do all Irishmen very handsome and can sing and hot and funny and thoughtful? Damnnnnnnn, this movie is totally a chick porn. I wish I am Gerry's.

By the way, I'm not really into manly man, I'm more into boyish man. But I DO think that Gerry (Gerard Butler) looked really really hmmm 'irresistible' just a few seconds before he kissed Holly (Hillary Swank) when they first met.

Thursday, 31 December 2009

Happy New Year

Please click on the image if it's too small to view. Thanks ^^

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

I love you like...

tengah bosan. lalu mencari jalan mengkreatifkan otak yang pervert.


I love you like...
...Marjorie Dawes loves cakes.
...24 carat golden vibrator.
...Kecik loves her only kitten.
...gravity loves muka orang yang sedang jatuh tersembam.
...a pinky finger loves a lubang hidung.
...a remote control who loves to hide under the couch.
...HBO channel.

I will think of you as frequent as...
...Maxis broadband goes slow everyday
...The Nanny on air
...I log on to my Facebook
...I scratch a pimple on my face

I would hate to hurt your feelings as much as I hate to...
...eat greenpeas
...type I as I instead of i.
...clean up after cats' poopoo

p/s: it's 2 a.m. goodnight and byebye