Thursday, 15 January 2009

Bila orang cakap ko bodoh, ko marah?

I nunot know what's the root cause, why this old friend of mine (primary school friend) suddenly felt obliged to tegur my perangai which according to him : ego, rasa diri tu complete, sombong etc. Wow. Like all of sudden? Simply because I didn't approve his friends adding me on Facebook? Listen, first of all, I don't add strangers. Second, I never ever think of myself as complete, or simply ignoring add request as sombong or whatsoever: I simply don't approve people I don't know and third, to all friends who supported me, THANK YOU.

It begins with this:

I put the status:
Azmira Amran taking it easy (f*%& you)

Seriously, it has nothing to do with this person yang marah2 ni pon. I was just a bit pissed at someone else.

Then look what happened: Please click on the image:

In the middle of the conversation with me and Nab, he interrupted but he deleted his comment, so it appears a bit weird when I said "awat ko merepek ni" or something. I was angry when he said I need to be 'basuh'ed.

and not only that, he posted something on my wall:

He said I'm a 'devil wears prada wannabe'? WTF is that supposed to mean? He said you think you are hot, hot, hot + well educated and think you can get all the men you wanted, but you will never get THE man.

Hello incik, aku tak penah pon devil wears prada wannabe? I am NO CHIC, I have fucken messy hair and I play gitar Kapok, damnit?. ANDDDDDD aku tak penah berasa HOT ke you stupid cow, I have flat arse, I have bristled hair. What the fuck was he saying about 'you can get all the men you wanted?' GODEMIT I ALREADY HAVE THE MAN I WANTED, THE ONE AND ONLY ENCIK KURYKENTUT (damn you're hot, can I pinch your bum?) AND FOR FUCKSAKE, HE IS THE MAN.

Then, he harassed my friends: Waznah was posting something regarding schoolmatterstome website:
At first, being unable to comprehend what he wrote, I didn't give it a damn. But after Waz and Nab translated them for me, I was like, WTFFFFFF, right? What the hell did I do to him that made him wanting to 'basuh' me AND my friends? and then he said 'it must be your bad day today', wtf, aku emosi stabil je tem tu? and he said "nice having war with korang". WTF WTF. and then 'we all here admit that cikgu azmira is so hot, n u just officially become our liquid dreams'. OMG that's total wtf la kan. I felt so embarrassed, why the hell did he say something like that? To associate me with the most disgusting term, 'liquid dream' / mimpi basah? WTFFFFFFFF? and he pissed at my friends and said 'why do you want to be at the same level (as azmira?)'

It gets so fucken awkward that I went to his page and asked him to lay it off. I was being cool at all time, until I cannot tahan anymore. He said I cannot handle a small critic (that was after millionth time of provocation by him). Before that, I didn't really give any shit, I even laughed about it (which pissed him off and started to go on some more rampage on my fb).
He was talking about giving me some 'professional advice'. HA, HA. How dare he talked about 'going oversea for so long sampai lupa adat Melayu', excuse me sire, dengar ni. Ada adat Melayu ajar ko sexual harass anak pompuan orang kat Facebook ke? Ada adat Melayu ajar ko guna bahasa kasar kat kawan ko ke? Babi, ko nak challenge ngan aku pasal Adat Pepatih? Meh sini kita tgk sapa yang lupa adat. Kita lawan kuiz adat melayu sambil aku pakai heels 4 inci and black dress and tengok sikit kalau ko pakai baju melayu ko boleh menang? FAKIU!

And he said "ko ingat ko ade good education, ko ade semuanya, ko ingat ko complete? u will only feel complete when people respect you and love you". HELLO, bangang sangat ke ko ni ko ingat takde orang sayang aku? Even kucing aku yang tak reti cakap English tu pon sayang cium peluk aku hari2? Mak, Abah, Along aku pon sayang aku? Tu kawan2 aku yang stood up for me tu, semua sayang aku, sebab tu diorang stood up for me! Student2 aku pon sayang aku, sebab tu diorang bagi hadiah belambak2 dalam bilik aku tu, siap buat kad besar2 semua. (AND AKU SAYANG KORANG SEMUA. SANGAT2)

"Maybe I'm wrong saying your ego is too high, but it's just not fair to other guys". HELLO ESEKUS MII, I have a boyfriend damit, so ko nak aku melayan lelaki2 jalang ke? BODOH. and baca perenggan akhir tu please? That was his reply after aku dah fed up.

Well, on the bright side, there are many friends that stood by me. Those who attacked him back on my facebook, those who messaged me, those who called me, all very concerned friends. Thanks to you all.

6 comments:

  1. Haha I'm just glad I have something to do petang tadi. And I was entertained.

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  2. mira. aku datang jenguk blog ko ni 2 kali tadi tggu ko tulis review of THE war tadi. hahahahaa ni dah kuar.. aku gelak2 n sakit ati (kat mamat mereng tu) baca. tapi betul nab kata..at least ada entertainment. hihihi

    sabar la ya. n yeah u have lots of people yg sayang kau. dun wory bebeh..hehehehe

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  3. sabar sabar...
    eh ada blog rupanye hang hehe..
    :D

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  4. i love u too azmira amran! mungkin kepala mamat itew terhantuk dinding xpn bwh meja siang td~ isk3...sungguh xmanis berbuat demikian ye kawan2..mengisytiharkan PEPERANGAN di kwsn public! papepn, mira my fwen, u ROCK! like always bebeh..

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  5. Wei babe, super hero ko kan ade! apesal x panggey?

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  6. aku still blur ngan point dia yg x tentu hala. hahahaha.. saja nk cr pasal. kasihan.. hatinya terlalu sensitif. anti teacher plk tu. hahaha bangang laaaaaa..

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