Eskimoyo.

Eskimo has many sleeping styles.
But I noticed that this one style has been his favourite.
I noticed that he has been sleeping like this lately, but I just realized that this habit started way, way earlier.

Age: 2 months

Age: 3 months

Age: 4 months

Age: 7 months

Age: 10 months

Age: 1 year 3 months

 Age: 1 year 8 months

Age: 1 year 9 months

I call this, Four Legs Facing Heaven.

Men's disposable panties

I was in Japan's $5 shop and I saw this:

Men's disposable panties


We're just a heart beat away
One touch could make it happen
We can reach the other side
If we hold on to the passion


I was like,

"Hmmmmmm is this some kind of instruction or what?"

"Is this a description of male mast***ation?" 

"Is this why the men need to have disposable panties?" 

roflmao

Garbage bag bergulung cap Tractor Chow

Instructions:

1. Tear out the plastic bag
2. Put plastic bag properly into the dustbin
3. When it is full of rubbish, please tie up with string
4. Please throw into the majlis dustbin

I was at Jusco Sunway Pyramid buying groceries when I stumbled upon this Garbage bag bergulung cap Tractor Chow. I read the instructions. I was like, WTH is MAJLIS dustbin???

*roflmao*

Happy birthday azmira!

24 ftw


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Hari-hari saya rindu awak

I go to work from 8-5.

During that short period, my heart is always at home, where Oreo and Eskimo are.

I want to go home NOW.

Oreo

Eskimo

Lol

At the moment I'm working on my first REAL task in ELTC. I don't want to talk about it because the ideas that I put my heart and soul into, were rejected a few minutes ago. Don't ask. Anyways, I came across this book, The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales.If you haven't read it yet, I guess you are at loss. Let me read you a story from this book :)

THE REALLY UGLY DUCKLING

Once upon a time, there was a mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them were regular-looking ducklings. The seventh was a really ugly duckling. Everyone used to say, "What a nice looking bunch of ducklings - all except one. Boy, he's really ugly." The really ugly duckling heard these people, but he didn't care. He knew that one day he would probably grow up to be a swan and be bigger and look better than anything in the pond.

Well, as it turned out, he was just a really ugly duckling. And he grew up to be just a really ugly duck.

The End.

p/s: T_T