I love you like...

tengah bosan. lalu mencari jalan mengkreatifkan otak yang pervert.


I love you like...
...Marjorie Dawes loves cakes.
...24 carat golden vibrator.
...Kecik loves her only kitten.
...gravity loves muka orang yang sedang jatuh tersembam.
...a pinky finger loves a lubang hidung.
...a remote control who loves to hide under the couch.
...HBO channel.

I will think of you as frequent as...
...Maxis broadband goes slow everyday
...The Nanny on air
...I log on to my Facebook
...I scratch a pimple on my face

I would hate to hurt your feelings as much as I hate to...
...eat greenpeas
...type I as I instead of i.
...clean up after cats' poopoo

p/s: it's 2 a.m. goodnight and byebye